eft: James Franco on General Hospital.
James Franco
... is a very attractive man.
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Barricaded in Butler
A student in Columbia University blogged about spending 48 hours in the Butler Library and meeting James Franco.
Friday, 10:30 a.m.: I wake up with a strained back and the kind of greasy face and bedhead that normally call for a shower. It feels like I’ve spent a night camping, except I can’t romanticize the experience like you can when you rough it in the woods. My breath is bad, and it’s only going to get worse.
During the first few minutes after waking up, while I’m trying to orient myself, two girls from Barnard sit down conspicuously close to me, ignoring open chairs more reasonably spaced from where I slept. But they aren’t interested in me—they’re interested in James Franco. Days earlier, one of them had received a text from a friend in Butler telling her that Franco was here. She sprinted from her dormitory to the library, and followed someone who turned out to be a James Franco look-alike all the way to the subway. Dejected, she started walking back home when she got another text: “He’s still HERE.” She raced back, found the real one here in 209, and waited until there was an free seat to grab a spot across from him and do Spanish homework. “I was shaking the whole time.” She had brought her friend here to recall the tale. Butler can engender some heretofore undocumented psychoses, none stranger than that obsession some students have with finding Franco in the library. From the rest of Columbia: Mr. Franco, we’re sorry. I imagine you hate us all.
This girl got to meet James Franco (LUCKY)!! And she writes down what NOT to do when you finally get to meet him..
8. If you stay up to date on the latest gossip, I’m sure you’ve seen the recent Facebook group trying to get him replaced as UCLA’s graduation commencement speaker. Do not try to make him feel better by saying, “Don’t worry, James. My peers hate me, too!”
7. Refrain from all of the following: ripping your clothes off, ripping his clothes off, touching him at all, telling him you want to have his babies, screaming that you love him, screaming that you think he’s hot, screaming in general, crying, stuttering and shaking, passing out, staring at him with your mouth open, etc. I know a lot of these will be involuntarily, but try your best.
6. Don’t ask him where he tans. We know you saw his pasty white badunkadunk in the pool scene in Milk. [NSFW image here.]
5. He’s a nice guy. Don’t take advantage of that by having him talk on the phone to your entire cheerleading squad or write out autographs to your sister, mother, grandfather, best friend in Mongolia and Great Aunt Helga.
4. Do swallow any exclamations resembling, “OH MY GOD! YOU’RE JAMES FRANCO!” He probably knows that.
3. Don’t ask him where he gets his pot. He’s not high; he always looks like that.
2. Don’t ask him about the dream he’s having while he’s sleeping in class at Columbia University. I think that’s self-explanatory.
1. However cliché this may be, it stands as number one for obvious reasons. No matter how compelling your body may be in telling you to do this: do not get down on one knee, pull out a ring pop and ask him to marry you. We know he has a sense of humor from his Funny or Die videos, but something tells me he won’t find this humorous (or say yes).
I may or may not have done one or all of these things when I met him on the corner of 78th and Lexington this past weekend. I’ll let your imaginations run wild.
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Sidenote: I think I may have gotten this in ONTD long time ago then I posted it on my tumblr, then I just found it and decided to post it here again! It’s a very fun read.
James Franco for the latest VMan!
Why He’s Hot:
- The director of the James Dean tribute film knew exactly what he was doing when he decided on casting James Franco. It’s not only coincidental that they both share the same first name but they both definitely have that “I’m suave” thing going on along with some strikingly similar features. James is effortlessly great looking and it’s hard to deny this. He has the whole, James Dean of the 21st Century thing, down. Let’s face it, any person that can be compared to such a legend is hot.
- Don’t know about anyone else but I really dug his character in Pineapple Express. He’s great to bring home to your parents but also great to smoke a bowl/laugh with. That’s all kinds of perfect.
- He played a gay man in the movie Milk. That is self-explanatory. He has to be amazing if he not only appeals to the heterosexual world but the gay community as well. And let’s face it gay men have great taste in men. Straight guys should take some tips from James here. You’re hot if not only straight men like you but gay men as well. sidenote: Any guy on guy involving James, I’m okay with.
- Franco is mysterious. From that sly smile to those deep brown eyes, you can’t tell what he’s thinking but you like to assume it’s sex. You pray it’s sex. Sex with you of course.
- He was a total villain in the movie Spiderman. That means he’s a bad boy and bad boys have high libidos. That’s just a fact and I’m only sayin’.
YES.



